GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a car